Photo 15 Dec 2 notes Dear GSP, Screw you Thank you for motivating BJ Penn.  Because of your dominant performance at UFC 94, we, the subsequent challengers to his title, can look forward to sporting Diego’s “Bloody Picasso” look (see above) or simply getting choked out despite our worst best efforts to grab a single-leg on a guy who hasn’t been taken down by someone of our size in SIX YEARS. We thought his questionable heart (despite his amazing talent) would eventually catch up with him.  We even thought your four-round demoralizing destruction would break him down for one of us to pounce on that title, but NOOOOOOO.  He actually CARES now.  His trainers are saying his overly serious, stuffy, and stiff behavior before fights is now replaced with laughter and jovial confidence.  Next thing you know, he’s entering the arena to traditional hoola dancers in a Hawaiian print shirt and one of us MAY DIE. DO YOU HEAR ME? DIE. DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE? …Other than that, best of luck to you in March against Dan Hardy.  The accent, the mohawk, and the cockiness annoy us, so please out-wrestle him back to England. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours, The UFC Lightweight Division p.s. YES! ~Diego

Dear GSP,

Screw you Thank you for motivating BJ Penn.  Because of your dominant performance at UFC 94, we, the subsequent challengers to his title, can look forward to sporting Diego’s “Bloody Picasso” look (see above) or simply getting choked out despite our worst best efforts to grab a single-leg on a guy who hasn’t been taken down by someone of our size in SIX YEARS.

We thought his questionable heart (despite his amazing talent) would eventually catch up with him.  We even thought your four-round demoralizing destruction would break him down for one of us to pounce on that title, but NOOOOOOO.  He actually CARES now.  His trainers are saying his overly serious, stuffy, and stiff behavior before fights is now replaced with laughter and jovial confidence.  Next thing you know, he’s entering the arena to traditional hoola dancers in a Hawaiian print shirt and one of us MAY DIE. DO YOU HEAR ME? DIE. DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?

…Other than that, best of luck to you in March against Dan Hardy.  The accent, the mohawk, and the cockiness annoy us, so please out-wrestle him back to England.

Happiest of Holidays to you and yours,

The UFC Lightweight Division

p.s. YES!

~Diego

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